Multimodal Wedding Day
I might not have been the stripper at your bachelorette party, but I can be the stripper in your bedroom
To Ted the Best Man:
That suite looks good on you, but it would look even better on my floor
To Tony the Groomsman:
Are you Tony the Tiger? Cause you're lookin GREAAT
To Muhammad the Lost Limo Driver:
Wanna get lost in your backseat?
To Frank the Nervous Usher:
Instead of giving me a seat in the pew, why don't you give me a seat on your lap?
To Chad the Crazy Ex Crasher:
Why is a fine man like you chasing your ex when you could be chasing me instead?
To the band/DJ:
Can I request you for tonight?
To David the Caterer:
If you were a steak you'd be the prime rib
To the Photographer:
Can you take a photo of us, so I can put it on our wedding invitation?
To Michael the Videographer:
Why don't you take a break, later we can make our own home video
To anyone (Random Pick-Up Lines):
Why don't I get you a drink and we could live berry-ly ever after?
Is that the Cocoa Covered Kiss? How about I give you a Celeste Kiss?